During a flight on a private jet from New Jersey to Ohio, Dave Chappelle broke out with a bad case of the crazies. It seems that he freaked out and refused to put his seatbelt on. Then he kept walking to the cockpit asking how much longer the flight would be, and at one point, he even grabbed the pilot’s arm. The pilot deemed that Chappelle was a flight risk and diverted the plane to Pittsburgh.
In Pittsburgh, he checked into a nearby motel and continued the craziness there. Dave was asking hotel employees where he could rent a car so that he could drive back to Ohio, but the only problem is that he couldn’t remember where he lived. D’oh!
One of his reps told TMZ that Dave REALLY needed to use the bathroom and that the one on the plane was not the kind he needed.
Maybe Charlie Murphy has a couple of Dave Chappelle stories he could share with us?
Desperate much? The spokesman for Oxycotin, Rush Limbaugh, put his potato of a foot in his mouth yet again. You would think that after a catastrophe such as the oil rig explosion in the Gulf Coast that homeboy would take a couple of days off before spewing his regular diarrhea of the mouth diatribe on his unthinking dittoheads. Nope!
I want to get back to the timing of the blowing up, the explosion out there in the Gulf of Mexico of this oil rig. Since they’re sending SWAT teams down there now this changes the whole perspective of this. Now, lest we forget, ladies and gentlemen, the carbon tax bill, cap and trade that was scheduled to be announced on Earth Day. I remember that. And then it was postponed for a couple of days later after Earth Day, and then of course immigration has now moved in front of it.
But this bill, the cap-and-trade bill, was strongly criticized by hardcore environmentalist wackos because it supposedly allowed more offshore drilling and nuclear plants, nuclear plant investment. So, since they’re sending SWAT teams down there, folks, since they’re sending SWAT teams to inspect the other rigs, what better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I’m just noting the timing here.
He also stated that a cleanup effort would be unnecessary.
You do survive these things. I’m not advocating don’t care about it hitting the shore or coast and whatever you can do to keep it out of there is fine and dandy, but the ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and was left out there,” Limbaugh said. “It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.
I wonder how the people in Lousiana feel about these statements? Oh, hell, why not ask his bottom bitch from Alaska and former governor, Sarah Palin, how she might feel about this? Nevermind, she’s too busy shouting “drill, baby, drill.”
Now that I think of it, doesn’t Sarah Palin remind you of the chick on Intervention who was huffing the dust remover stuff? Oh I kid the Republicans.
Meanwhile, President Obama has stated that “a massive and potentially unprecedented environmental disaster,” and “BP is responsible for this leak. BP will be paying the bill.”
No matter what side of the political fence you fall on, one thing is clear: we need to get off our dependence of oil in all forms. The science is there, the problem is we let politics and lobbyists get in the way of real work. Our best interest as a nation for both environmental and national security would be to find other sources of energy now.
Don’t act like Ricky Martin coming out of the closet on his website today was any news or surprise. So it turns out Ricky was living La Vida Fabulosa this whole time and there’s nothing wrong with it. I guess it’s good he officially came out (even though everyone including Barbara Walters knew) but I can’t stand when celebrities act like they’re revealing this great secret. To me, this ranks in the top “captain obvious coming out announcements of recent memory” list.
1. Clay Aiken- Yep, saw this one coming ten miles away
2. Adam Lambert- Would have been first, but flamboyance wasn’t enough to automatically stamp him as gay. I mean look at David Bowie, he’s not gay, right…right??
3. Lance Bass- Oh Lance, he was so naive. With that big silly grin someone probably had to explain to him what gay was.
4. Ellen Degeneres- I could see where there was some wiggle room here, but that haircut gave it away
5. Ricky Martin- Thanks to you Ricky we straight guys get to hear women complain about “how all the good ones are gay” for another month.
So you make a sextape when you’re 17 and you call Larry King “inappropriate” when he asks you about it? I guess Carrie Prejean could say he’s a dirty old man, but what did she expect him to talk about? When all you’re known for is controversy, it’s what the interviewer is going to ask you about. That’s like not asking Jon Gosselin why he’s such a douche. Even Kanye West could give a quasi-answer as to why he stole Taylor Swift’s mic.
It’s funny how Prejean scolds him like a mother to a kid (weird since he’s so much older than her) but then acts like a pouty child by taking her mic off and leaving. It just goes to show you what’s happened to accountability these days.
